This is a gift from another best friend before I came to New Zealand – a poem written specifically for me. I really like it. Our friendship has lasted for 10 years. He always makes me laugh, but also always makes me angry until want to ‘vomit blood’! My friend is talented in writing poems.
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There was this little girl, studyin in SMK Sri Sentosa.
She was named Chui yeng, but did not look like Madonna.
She wasn’t good at studies, because of games like dota
As long as she could play R.O, she could sleep in any sofa
She was very popular in class 5A7, but only for sleeping
You’d only see her head up, when Puan.Goh was patrolling
She was also famous, as a R.O queen, all day long playing
Other than that, all you’ll ever find her doing is eating
I personally didn’t know her, until the results were out,
She climbed ahead of me, “Impossible!!” I wanted to shout
I was like “Who is this fella,huh? what is this all about?”
She said “My computer was spoiled”, that night, I’d stout
After high school, we parted, going to college next to mine
Better college after all, she thought “My future will shine”
First class grad, well, the lecturers were obviously blind
Seriously, any single bit of wisdom in her, I can’t find
She wanted to be called a bitch or even some maid-like names,
Guess being a weirdo was one of her all-time favourite games
Yet,she’s always claimed to be completely normal, I dont blame
At the end of the day, she just threw herself into the flame
Sooner or later, she got a job from Dun and Bradstreet,
She didn’t stay long, she hopped, she got itching feet
This time,she’s stayed long enough, said “IBM is sweet”
Although life has been busy for us, we will still meet
Wait a minute, Mahjong is the only reason she’d meet up
Only if the package comes with some alcohol in her cup
Other than that, you can definitely see her in ’em clubs
The next day, she’ll wake up to find herself in bathtub
I asked her “How much money you’ve brought to donate?”
Answered “I didnt bring none, cuz I’ll win all, mate”
Not long after that, she said “Let’s go eat, it’s late”
“It’s still early” , but well, bankruptcy was her fate
That’s not all yet, despite being high income earner,
She is definitely a stingy person, worse than any other
I was surprised when she told she gon’ treat me a dinner
Later was told “Only below RM5, you gotta pay the remainder”
Being a friend of hers, there’s nothing I can do at all.
Well, I can still accompany apart from watching her fall
Or when she wants to brag, I will be waiting for her call
Of course, wishing her Happy Birthday, will be my job afterall
Happy Birthday!!
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Every time when I read the poem, I couldn’t stop laughing, hahaha! Well, some of the information is definitely not true. I do not always gamble and drink alcohol! And I am not that stingy! >.<
I wonder why there is no title in this poem?
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